True Lemon

Ask anyone: I am so dehydrated I am barely human. I'm a husk. My skin peels off in layers. It's sexy.

I should be drinking more water, yes? But I hate drinking water. It doesn't taste like anything. Water bores me. I am too ADD for water. Sad but true.

And then ... and then.

I found True Lemon.

Bless you, True Lemon. You have no calories. You have no sweeteners. You are not giving me Nutrasweet tumors. You are simply citric acid in a tasty powder. You make boring water taste like boring water with lemon in it. And that's just enough to do the job.

Get a free sample here.

I thank you, True Lemon, from the bottom of my husk.